function makeArray(len) {
for (var i = 0; i < len; i++) this[i] = null;
this.length = len;
}

// you add as many quotes as you want here just make sure to change the makeArray(number)

ideas = new makeArray(58);
ideas[0] = "''I'd rather be dead than sing 'Satisfaction' when I'm 45.''  --Mick Jagger  (born 1944)"
ideas[1] = "''There are more love songs than anything else. If songs could make you do something, we'd all love one another.''  --The late Frank Zappa"
ideas[2] = "''The Music Business is a cruel and shallow money trench. A long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side.''  --The late Hunter S. Thompson"
ideas[3] = "''Most rock journalism is done by people who can't write, interviewing people who can't talk, for people who can't read.''  --The late Frank Zappa (quoted in Linda Botts, ''Loose Talk'') (1980)"
ideas[4] = "''But although I'll be around, I don't intend to be running at 20,000 miles an hour trying to prove myself. I don't want to die at 40.''  --The late John Lennon (dead at 40)"
ideas[5] = "''It's hard to follow my own act. But the only answer to that would be to give up after the Beatles. I only had two alternatives. Give up or carry on.''  --Paul McCartney"
ideas[6] = "''I'm here because it happened. But I didn't do anything to make it happen apart from saying 'Yes.' ''   --Ringo Starr"
ideas[7] = "''Pop music should be treated with the disrespect it deserves.''   -- Bob Geldof"
ideas[8] = "''Rock 'n' Roll will be gone by June.''   -- Variety, 1955"
ideas[9] = "''I think that's a trap to try and get people to buy your tickets and say, 'Well, I'll never see them again.' ''  --Mick Jagger on bands announcing their final tour"
ideas[10] = "''I don't know what it is about Dad, but things seem to happen around him.''  --Jack Osbourne (son of Ozzy)"
ideas[11] = "''We all want to be Hootie, but most of us are destined to be mere Blowfish.'' --Brian L. Garrett"
ideas[12] = "''Send some good music-related one-line quotes.''    -- Screachen.com"
ideas[13] = "''We don't like their sound. Groups of guitars are on the way out.''   --Decca Records explanation for turning down The Beatles"
ideas[14] = "''We'll either go in a plane crash or we'll be popped off by some loony.''  --The late John Lennon (later popped off by a loony)"
ideas[15] = "''There's something about me that makes a lot of people want to throw up.''  --Pat Boone"
ideas[16] = "''Music is a discipline, and a mistress of order and good manners. She makes the people milder and gentler, more moral and more reasonable.''   -- Martin Luther (1483-1546)"
ideas[17] = "''For us the most important thing is to be visual and for the cats watching us to have fun. This is all we want.'' --Roger Waters, Rave UK Magazine, June 1967"
ideas[18] = "''We like this kind of music. Jazz is strictly for stay-at-homes.''  --The late Buddy Holly"
ideas[19] = "''I've been imitated so well, I've heard people copy my mistakes.''  --The late Jimi Hendrix"
ideas[20] = "''Your talking to someone who really understands rock music.'' --Tipper Gore"
ideas[21] = "''The Strat covers the complete spectrum of human emotion. The tremolo enables you to do anything. You can hit any note known to mankind.'' --Jeff Beck"
ideas[22] = "''Cute little babies that fall out of swings. These are a few of my favorite things.'' -- Unused Oscar Hammerstein lyric from, ' The Sound of Music' "
ideas[23] = "''I hate music, especially when it's played.'' --Jimmy Durante (1893-1980)" 
ideas[24] = "''The joy of music should never be interrupted by a commercial.'' --Leonard Bernstein"
ideas[25] = "''Music is the universal language of mankind.'' --Henry Wadsworth Longfellow"
ideas[26] = "''Where words fail, music speaks.'' --Plato"
ideas[27] = "''That's not easy to find in a corporate world -- somebody who cares about music.''  --Michael Penn"
ideas[28] = "''In Los Angeles, they don't want you to fail. They want you to die.'' --David Geffen"
ideas[29] = "''I'm a snake oil salesman as much as anyone else, but I try to keep something for myself.''  --Freedy Johnston"
ideas[30] = "''Anybody that forms a group, writes songs and releases records and says they don't care if people like them are complete liars.''  --James Dean Bradfield, Manic St. Preachers"
ideas[31] = "''Music is a big machine that would go on with or without me.'' --Rob Thomas, Matchbox 20"
ideas[32] = "''Rap fans are quick to forget what they appreciated just last year.'' --Trugoy, De La Soul"
ideas[33] = "''Rock n' roll does for music what a motorcyle club at full throttle does for a quiet afternoon.''  --Time Magazine, 1956"
ideas[34] = "''Traditionally speaking, the three biggest twats in any band are the singer, the keyboardist, and the drummer.'' -- Noel Gallagher from Oasis"
ideas[35] = "''The hardest thing in the world to do in this business is start a band nobody's heard of.''  --Tom Whalley, Interscope Records"
ideas[36] = "''We are the Beavis and Butthead generation, whether we want to recognize it or not.''  --Billy Corgan, Smashing Pumpkins"
ideas[37] = "''American music is something the rest of the world wants to listen to. Our job is to make sure they pay for it.''  --Jason Berman, RIAA"
ideas[38] = "''I'm a survivor in a business that constantly rejects you.''  --Dick Clark"
ideas[39] = "''Without freedom of expression, good taste means nothing.''  --Neil Young"
ideas[40] = "''Who could have dreamed in 1965 that the alternative society would eventually multiply to such extraordinary proportions that it becomes our mainstream?'' --The late Bill Graham"
ideas[41] = "''So many record companies turned me down. They said I sounded like a Chipmunk.'' --Brandy"
ideas[42] = "''You're a local band until you get a record contract, then all of a sudden Bruce Springsteen is your competition.  --Sammy Llana, The Bodeans"
ideas[43] = "''I don't listen to music, I hate all music.''  --Johnny Rotten"
ideas[44] = "''I don't think anybody steals anything. All of us borrow.''  --B.B. King"
ideas[45] = "''We're the McDonalds of rock. We're always there to satisfy. And a billion served.''  --Paul Stanley, KISS"
ideas[46] = "''Don't try to explain it. Just sell it.''  --Colonel Tom Parker"
ideas[47] = "''I wish there had been a Music Business 101 course I could have taken.''  --The late Kurt Cobain"
ideas[48] = "''I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.'' --The late Elvis Presley"
ideas[49] = "''Only sick music makes money today.'' --Friedrich Nietzsche (1844-1900)"
ideas[50] = "''What music is more enchanting than the voices of young people, when you can't hear what they say?'' --Logan Pearsall Smith"
ideas[51] = "''Hell is full of musical amateurs.'' --George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950)"
ideas[52] = "''You know what I hate about rock? I hate tie-dyed T-shirts.'' --The late Kurt Cobain"
ideas[53] = "''The only Maybelline I knew was the name of a cow.'' --Chuck Berry"
ideas[54] = "''Y'know, there's nothin' like tearing up a good club now and then.'' --Jerry Lee Lewis"
ideas[55] = "''Jerry Lee don't play for free.'' --Jerry Lee Lewis"
ideas[56] = "''I've always encouraged the recording of my concerts. From the stage I have fun seeing all those little red lights of recorders and the microphones held by fans.'' --Mark Knopfler of Dire Straits, interview in Le Point, Sep 22 2000" 
ideas[57] = "''If you don’t think you have the blues, just keep living.'' --Buddy Guy, Rock and Roll Hall of Fame acceptance speech, March 14, 2005"

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